I just came back to my apartment after I went to get some snacks from downstairs and I overheard the most strangest convo between a woman and a man whom I rode the lift with. I caught the convo halfway through but they were talking about some man who cheated on his wife with her best friend. Now if you've been watching Jerry Springer back when he was still funny to watch, you would know this is a commonly practiced activity amongst American couples.
Funnily enough the man was defending the woman criticising the husband for his infidelity, especially since the dude crossed the boundary of the 'best friend scenario'. The woman hit back at the man's criticism screaming "he should've cheated on her a long time ago. She aint worth a tickle or a tease, that disease-ridden bike of a wife!!!!!!
Disease ridden bike of a wife! How deep did she dig to come out with a comment like that?! Plus she's not worth a 'tickle or a tease'!
And she was so serious when she said that, like the woman infected her with some leudly transmitted disease.
I almost choked to death from laughing.
No comments:
Post a Comment